God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.
Rogue: I eat the gumbo.
DM: Roll a Fortitude save.
Rogue: … 8.
DM: You gasp for water.
Rogue: I drink the water.
DM: It doesn’t help at all.
Half-orc Clank: I roll a 17.
DM: The gumbo is delicious.
Funky fresh rhymes do I wield, now by my magic ye be healed!
"A giant Mushroom! Maybe it’s friendly!"
-Our druid, moments before being torn to shreds by a colony of Violet Fungi.
So what do you want to do Rhino Dash?